Contact / Propose Barter

Use this contact for legitimate contacts to Dave Schultz regard the buying or bartering the items listed on this site. I will read and answer all legitimate contacts promptly.

However don’t contact me to spam me, tell me that you have a million dollars for me, that you have an iPad cheap, increase the size and girth of my taliwacker, or that you can improve my site with Search Engine Optimizations. If they were to get through my spam detector, I will delete your message, put a double-secret hex on you, and ban your IP Address from my server as I don’t have time for spammers.